Apparently there’s fear in the land that Baltimoreans are going to stop using the word “Hon” in everyday conversation, as they have since George Calvert stabbed his tent pole into the earth there 300 years ago. Some local residents, like famed Baltimore filmmaker John Waters are horrified. Others like former mayor Kurt Schmoke, the first African-American ever to hold the post, do not see the term translating so easily across racial and class lines.
Baltimore held me close to its chest when I lived there from 1991-1997, first as a college students, then as an iterant journalist and video store clerk. I probably got called hun about 8 zillion times by everyone from waitresses to longshoreman, to my first boss, who was 3 years older than me, male, Jewish, and from New Hampshire. He’d just been in Mobtown a long time.
Frankly, I never thought much of it, seeing the little sentence-ender as Baltimore’s version of “dude,” or “man” or, “guv’na”. But the “hon” is embedded deep in the city’s image of itself as a kitchy 50’s throwback of bee-hive haircuts and crab feasts on Sundays, not a “real city” like neighbors Washington and Philadelphia mind you, but more like that crazy town where your great aunt Trudy still lives way after her decendents split for the suburbs.
And that’s really what’s at stake here, Baltimore’s continuing confusion over whether its a town or a city, whether it wants be the muse of John Waters and Ann Tyler or to say proudly, “We have a Hard Rock Cafe too!” Don’t look for this debate to be settled anytime soon as the sad Cafe’ Hon aptly illustrates. Once the center of all things “Hon” in Baltimore where my college buddies and I used to breakfast for 3$ each, it is now a tourist monstrosity where it now takes 45 minutes and 6$ to get a blueberry muffin. And they taste terrible.