Puff the Magic Book Blurb:
Alex Good, the mind behind the wise Canadian book site Good Reports cracks me up every year with his annual awards, The Puffies, given to the emptiest windiest book jack blurbs. To wit…
“Behind each word, each sentence, you can feel the blood coursing, the flesh breathing and the sinews tensing.”
“A writer who sets his foot firmly on your throat from the start; he won’t let up and you won’t want him to.”
Ugh.