Doing the Un-Straight:

According to the Gay-o-Meter, I am 40% gay.

*Insert appropriate pun below*

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16 Replies to “Doing the Un-Straight:”

  1. Actually, the interesting thing about that quiz is that by being only 25% gay, you’re actually too hetero. I scored right around the 40 mark too and it told me I was “right in the middle and am a happy and well-adjusted hetero man”.
    So, if you’re a perfect 50, does that make you bi, androgynous, or…?

  2. Actually, the interesting thing about that quiz is that by being only 25% gay, you’re actually too hetero. I scored right around the 40 mark too and it told me I was “right in the middle and am a happy and well-adjusted hetero man”.
    So, if you’re a perfect 50, does that make you bi, androgynous, or…?

  3. For scientific purposes, I took the survey and scored 60% gay and was also told I scored right in the middle and am a happy and well adjusted hetero man. Hm. (By the way, my dog is 66% gay and very comfortable with it.)

  4. For scientific purposes, I took the survey and scored 60% gay and was also told I scored right in the middle and am a happy and well adjusted hetero man. Hm. (By the way, my dog is 66% gay and very comfortable with it.)

  5. I scored 23%.
    Apparently that’s too hetero, and women won’t like me because I’m not sensitive enough.

  6. I scored 23%.
    Apparently that’s too hetero, and women won’t like me because I’m not sensitive enough.

  7. 46%. It would be interesting to see some aggregate data from that survey.

  8. 46%. It would be interesting to see some aggregate data from that survey.

  9. Great idea Matt. Where did your extra 6% come from?

  10. Great idea Matt. Where did your extra 6% come from?

  11. Don’t know where the extra 6% comes from, but I had it, too.

  12. Don’t know where the extra 6% comes from, but I had it, too.

  13. 26% and not gay enough, it seems. I guess I better start plucking my eyebrows and spending more on shirts…

  14. 26% and not gay enough, it seems. I guess I better start plucking my eyebrows and spending more on shirts…

  15. 60%
    -right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted homo guy
    I did this on May 2nd last year and apparently I was at 73%. I suppose I am losing stock in my gayness.

  16. 60%
    -right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted homo guy
    I did this on May 2nd last year and apparently I was at 73%. I suppose I am losing stock in my gayness.

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