10 Part Series on Book Promotion Launches Today!

Today BookTour launches a ten-part series on Book Promotion called "Everything you Wanted to Know about Book Promotion but were Afraid to Ask" written by CEO Kevin Smokler. Kevin has been advising authors and publishers on marketing and promotion for nearly a decade and has written and lectured on the topic throughout North America.

Part I: Tell Me About Your Book.

So you've written a book. Hooray! That's a huge accomplishment. Be proud, tell all your friends, do a silly dance and take yourself to dinner. You deserve it all.

But easy on the champagne there, partner. The work isn't over yet. Writing a book is one thing. Getting people to read it is entirely different, as big an undertaking as writing it in the first place. So congratulations on finishing something huge. Now take a deep breath and get ready for Something Huge The Sequel: Promoting Your Book.

A book can't get read if readers don't know about it. It's your job as the author to make that introduction. At its bones, that's what book promotion is. Matchmaking between your book and the right readers for it. It doesn't take a lot of money or Oprah's home phone number. But it will take take preparation, time, smarts, and creativity, the exact skills you brought to writing your book. Which tells me you can do it.

There was a time (in the age of stone tablets and loincloths) where you, the author, didn't have to promote. It was your publishers responsibility to get your book its readers and you, having finished one book, took a deep breath, then started another. But that was a long time ago and let's not dwell on it. It won't come back in fashion any faster than the horse-drawn plow.

So how do you introduce your book to the right reader? We're all familiar with the obvious ways to find out about new books. The front table at your local bookstore, a primo interview on NPR, The Daily Show. But every other author in the known universe knows about them too and how many readers they reach. As such, those opportunities are winning lottery tickets, once in a life timers. They aren't smart planning, any more than "I'll strike oil in the backyard!" is smart planning for your kids tuition money.

How do you introduce your book to the right reader? That's what this series is about. We're going to travel together chronologically though the process, meaning that the essay you're reading now is the very first you'll do, next week's will be the second thing and so on. Each part is designed to make you as smart and nimble with your career as you are with your prose.

Let's go.

"Tell me about your book."

The entire story of book promotion begins with that phrase. Without a good answer to it, you the author are trying to grow flowers without soil. Nothing else in book promotion happens without that answer. A good answer to "tell me about your book" is "Once Upon A Time…"

A lot of people are going to ask you "tell them about your book." Here's a short list…

  • Booksellers who need to know what shelf it goes on at their store.
  • Members of the media who what to know what they are covering.
  • Readers need to know why your book should be read before the 15 others currently piled on their nighttable.

They all need an answer and they need it fast. These are busy people and there are several dozen authors in line behind you who want their attention.

"Tell me about your book"

You're the author. You know the story of your book better than anyone. Nonetheless I'm amazed how many authors break out in sweat when asked that. The answer then comes out something like this….

My book is a mystery novel, set in Seattle, 409 pages long with a main character named Sally Ann. She has a boyfriend who plays baseball and a dog. I thought about not giving her a dog because how would she solve crimes if she always had to go home to walk Woof Woof? I didn't want to name the dog Woof Woof. The dog's name was originally Thurston Terwillager and wait, did I mention Sally Ann, my main character's favorite food is anchovies? Anchovies are very important to the story and…

Still listening? I'm not. We're six sentences into "tell me about your book" and I still don't know what's about. I've already moved on to the author in line behind you.

If book promotion is matchmaking between your book and everyone who you want to know about it, "tell me about your book," is the first date. And nobody wants to be on a first date with a motormouth who can't keep their thoughts straight. If you WROTE the book and can't say, with confidence, what it's about, is there any point to continuing the conversation? All I'm thinking is "If this author writes as badly as they explain…"

I know you've worked on this book for two years and want to talk about everything in it. But it isn't time for "everything." You're on a first date. You goal is to get a second date.

When someone says "Tell me about your book" here's what are actually asking you…

  • Tell me what category your book fits in–mystery, memoir, poetry, romance etc.. This gives me a frame of reference.
  • Tell about what happens.
  • Tell me just enough about your book so that I'm left curious. Tell me too much and why do need to read it?
  • Tell me about your book in 20 seconds or less. After that, I'll stop paying attention.

Your answer therefore has to accomplish a lot in not much time. Sounds hard, I know. But let's try it with our friend Sally Ann.

My book is a mystery novel, set in Seattle, about a detective named Sally Ann framed for murder, when her dog Woof Woof finds the body of her boyfriend, A Seattle Mariner Shortstop on her front lawn.

I want to read more, don't you? What happened to her boyfriend? How does Sally Ann solve his murder? Who framed her? Is Woof Woof crucial to the mystery?

Where can I buy this book right now and find out?

Every great book summary has these 3 parts

  1. A category ("mystery novel")
  2. Parameters aka what happens and what is the reader getting themselves into ("Seattle", "a detective" "a dead boyfriend")
  3. Something left to the imagination (a dead body, a framed main character)

More is noise. And on the first date, you need to speak loud and clear. Noise makes me plug my ears and run away.

Assume this: Everyone who wants to hear about your book is yes, busy but also dying to get hooked into a great story. Or else why would they be interested in books in the first place?

Don't stand in their way. A confusing, messy summary leads to a confused frustrated conversation about your book that no one–not media, bookseller, reader–will want to have. They've just lost interest and haven't even picked up the book yet.

A great summary does the opposite. It sharpens, clarifies and focuses your efforts. A great book summary helps whomever your talking gauge their interest quickly and decide if they want to hear more, have a second date.

No book is for everyone (The editor of Men's Health is not going to write about "Twilight" no matter how many millions of copies it sold. His readers are not "Twilight" readers) and the sooner you know who yours are, the less time you will waste in promoting your book to readers whose interests lie elsewhere. It doesn't matter what happens in chapter 9 of your military biography. Your book is not for a radio show aimed at teenage girls.

A good summary clarifies that immediately. For you and the reader.

"Tell me about your book." A good answer is difficult but vital. Without "once upon a time" why would anyone continue reading? If you can't begin the conversation about your book, who else will have it?

In the next chapter, we'll be talking about who exactly you you be promoting your book to.

Excerise: Using the "Rule of Three Parts" (category, parameter, imagination), come up with a great answer to the question "Tell me about Your Book"

Next Week: "It's Whom You Know. And Every Author Knows Somebody."

 

Me in Publisher’s Weekly: On Virtual Book Touring

I was recently asked to contribute to The Viral Issue of Publisher's Weekly where I had a few thoughts on virtual touring and the sharing of ancillary book data.

It all comes down to serving the dedicated book fan. Today, that fan has almost unlimited options online, yet they choose to spend their time and money on books. We should use the Web to empower that passion. So far, however, the book industry has remained tied to the idea that everything a publisher touches should be as proprietary as the words inside a book—cover art, author photos, cataloguing taxonomies and, despite our company’s efforts, tour information. Publishers place these bits of ephemera on their own Web sites or in their office databases and are sometimes unwilling to share them freely. It’s rightfully theirs, of course. But if GoodReads, Book Glutton, BookTour or whoever wishes to build a company around bibliophilia, around the act of proclaiming a love of reading and books, why not find a way to assist?

Writing for Real.

I've been blogging since 2001, forever in Internet time. Some of my pieces have been lengthy and personal, some short and informative. At variable stretches I've been chatty and wondering, ratatat and on point. I've alternately viewed it as sketch pad and brain dump, as a catalyst for larger ideas or digital snail trails of my time spent online. The only point of view has been mine.

Ideally I view having a blog as an anteroom to creative freedom. Writing is really the only art I'm good at, the only non-survival activity I must do regularly or I feel wrong, unhappy even, like I've left home without my glasses.  Having a few square feet of digital lawn is an open invitation to plant grass, mow, or bring a garden bursting to life.

Lately I fear I haven't done much but rake leaves. Sure, I offer up links, quotes, new words I discover, squibs of useful content that mirror my unending love of learning. But really, this bears much too much resemblance to monkeys at typewriters. Given enough time and hands, anyone could do that. Informative? Sure, eventually, but does it sound like me? Moreover, is it really necessary?

I've always believed that the most important thing a writer brings to the table is themselves, their perspective, their way of sounding out the world that both makes sense to them (utterly unique) and seduces the reader into seeing their own world differently (utterly universal). The best fiction writers do so at a degree removed, inventing characters, places, scenes to say it for them. Sometimes what those characters are saying isn't obvious. The creativity lives in bringing another world to life and inviting the reader to get dizzy in it for a while.

I've never been able to write fiction and never had much interest in trying. Writing to me has always been a highwire version of talking, an rock-opera conversation with keyboard solos and finials that politeness excludes when meeting live. Talking face to face, half your responsibility is listening. Writing is both conversation and asynchronious performance. The writer listens after, not while, they speak. The speaking voice needn't sound exactly like the writer but it must have the writer's essence as its point of entry. Otherwise, you are asking the reader to listen to a lie.

Am I then bringing my best creative self to what I do here? Undoubtedly no. Which is fine as I never intended "really good blogger" to be my crowning achievement. But really good writer? Yes. And one, right now, is not leading to the other.

Something needs to change. I don't want to leave things silent here until I have a 24 karat essay to mount and display. But I really don't want to delude myself into thinking that sprinkling out mint-sized content is the same as a good day of writing. It is not. To believe so is a faslehood this medium enforces like a crack dealer yelling "Free Samples!"

Grand pronouncements I love to make but rarely get me anywhere. I made about 2 dozen around losing weight until, about 18 months ago I decided without fully realizing it that I was tired of dragging extra me around. That extra me is gone now but that slow vanishing began with a whisper, instead of a yell.

So I'm going to whisper two commitments to you here, dear reader. Saying them louder scares me and is dishonest. I am nowhere near certain I can leave up to them. Right now, they are wet and quivering, like infants who haven't yet realized they've been born.

1. Small promise: From now on, everything you read here will sound like me. It's my name above the door, my furniture marking up the baseboards, my artwork on the walls. I don't break news or scour for content baubles you haven't discovered yet. You come here to hear me and I thank you. I owe you then the courtesy of being real.

2. Bigger promise: I'm going to write better and longer here. The web is filled with human content filters more patient, finer tuned and simply better at it than I am. It's not what I have to give and I'd rather not waste both of our time pointing out good writing when I should be creating more of my own.

I've been good at writing long enough to see it as a gift from those who made me. To not make use of a gift is ungrateful. Worse it is bratty and a waste. Our world has unlimited potential and terribly hard ceilings on time and resources. I'd rather work in the possibilities than deny the limitations.

Practically, I'm not quite sure how this will happen. Perhaps by posting less, but when I do more thoughtfully, longer and with an eye towards crafting a complete idea rather than handing off a half-finished old one like a game of hot potato. And because I don't do anything unless I remind myself, I'm going to create a daily calendar alert of what I should be focused on during that day's writing time. That means a) everyday has writing time and b) I say "there is no time" at my own peril

It was the spiritual writer Marianne Williamson who said "We all all meant to shine, as children do." I take this to mean that, at our best, we do not distract ourselves from our own potential, claiming we are "too busy" to make beautiful things. One day we will be gone, the earth will shrug and continue turning without us. I'd rather have my tiny contribution to its story be in thoughtfulness, craft and the service of wonder, rather than cool links, smart alecky asides and laziness masked as public service. Those little nuggets are awesome too. But in aggregate they are not the stuff of a well lived creative life.

So off I go to do better. I'll let you know what happens, often and in truth.

(many thanks to Merlin Mann and his essay "Better" for the jolt).

New Huff Po Column, fresh out of microwave.

Floppydisk

In the latest installment of my Huffington Post Column, I made lousy jokes about floppy disks, Lyndon Johnson and I think, medical devices. Somewhere in there.

This kind of wiseassery I plan to keep, along with the overall format. The execution needs work. It feels wordy, ostentatious, like I'm taking an hour to essentially say, "here are some authors on tour you should pay attention to and here's what's interesting in the book business this week."

There must be a quicker way without sacrificing the fun stuff (i.e. jokes about Jerry Stahl punching a nun) and my guess at this point has something to do with process. I usually write the column in a giant overheated rush, which, by necessity, has me falling back on cheap shots and light editing. Thinking if I gradually accumulated items for the column throughout the week, like mosiac tiles, instead of throwing fruit at the wall and then saying "look, fruit!", it may read more like what I want, a kind of Herb Caen-meets-Army Arched look at the business of books.

Herb Caen, btw, wrote an average of 5 pieces a week for 60 years and was quoted as saying, "I don't believe I've ever written the perfect column."

I've a long way to go.

What I’m Doing This Late Spring…

A quick update on some professional this’s and thats…

  • Just finished a book review for The Chronicle. Have another one due in June
  • Just finished an essay for Nextbook and am pitching another next week.
  • After BEA next week, (where I’m speaking on two panels), I’ll have an armful of catalogs for the upcoming book publishing season and will be pitching more reviews and essays.

If you’ve chatted with me this month or inferred from Twitter, you’ll know I’m in the middle of some big career decisions. They’re too embryonic to say much more than that. For now, it’s just great to feel like a writer again.

Afer SXSW: Blogging Ho!

So now that SXSW is over, I’ve got a giant pickle barrel of content to dive into and serve up, dripping with brine, to you. I’ll first write up my annual "Ten Things I Learned at SXSW" essay which I’ve done since 2002 then process the list of Things I’d Like You to Know About That I Learned About that I kept in while in Austin. Fit in there will be reviews of the movies I saw at SXSW and the occasional bit of digital twinky filling you’ve come to love me for.

So that’s the plan, cavities and all. We begin tomorrow.

Night night.

Writing is a Job:

Before I started writing professionally lo these 10 years ago (jeez, that long? When do we sing Auld Lang Syne?), I had all sort of fantasies about the life I’d lead as a brilliant man of letters: Sleepless nights, lightning bolts of inspiration, flinging witticisms at New Yorker cocktail parties and sleeping with fawning acolytes. I still think what I do for a living is wildly sexy or else why would I get out of bed in the morning? Beats the years I spent at video stores.

But time works a number on us and with that comes the very real acceptance that after fantasy has become reality, you must settle in and deal with it as such. Welcome to work. And work, often, is just work.

I go to work every day. My office may be a coffee shop or my couch, my desk a laptop computer. But it has the same drugery a morning commute has. Society might think writing is fancier than working at the post office but society doesn’t have to do either of those things every day.

I try and bring this home everytime I speak to groups of aspiring writers. There’s nothing wrong with dreaming but if you want to be a writer, you can’t live there. You have to start acting as if this is the life you want. Because no one will treat you as a writer if you don’t treat yourself as one. You can’t bet on someday. Someday has to be today.

All this came about from Rob Long’s commentary this week on Martini Shot. I quote. And cheer.

Every now and then I make the mistake of reading an essay by a writer writing about writing. I know you’ve all read this kind of thing before. It goes, “The craft of writing — and I call it a craft, not an art, for there is too much an element of joinery and carpentry to be pure art — but it’s an ancient craft, the craft of the shaman in the fire circle, the troubadour, the world creator.”

We’ve all been there, Rob. It’s cute for a while, then it’s like your lover calling you “lum lum” in public.

At which point I skim down to the part — and it’s always there — where the writer says something like, “I don’t really write. It’s like I’m taking dictation from my imagination. I create a world, and characters that live and breathe, and I wait for them to tell me what to write. And when I’m really in the zone, it’s like I don’t even know what time it is.”

Sometimes I get really snotty as a non-fiction writer and want to sentence all novelists to a year as a general assignment reporter for a daily newspaper. When you have to file at 4 PM everyday, see how “in the zone” you can be.

I try not to act this way now. Here I repent.

See, here’s where I get uncomfortable. Because when I’m writing, I know what time it is at pretty much every moment. I know when it’s a little too early to think about lunch. When it’s exactly time for lunch. When it’s okay to take a break after lunch. When it’s time to click on to Defamer. When it’s time to check email. When it’s time to think about a snack. When it’s time for a diet coke. When it’s a little too early to suggest stopping for the day. When it’s exactly the right time to suggest stopping for the day. And when it’s the right time to think about where I’m going to have lunch the next day.

My zone lasts two hours, the length of my “Writing” iTunes playlist. It’s how I work best.

As writer, we all have to figure that out for ourselves. The best place to start is by getting real.

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