One Sentence Movie Reviews: “Spider-Man 3”

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Spider-Man 3 (2007): “Does forgiveness extend to a shambling mess of a sequel?”

Notes: A disaster. Even lovely special effects can’t make up for a plot too thick by half, three villians with a personality of one, and a score so intrusive that Danny Elfman may as well be just out of frame poking the actors with a stick. I love first two Spider-Man movies. This one vandalizes their good name.

One Sentence Movie Reviews: “Shrek the Third”

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Shrek The Third (2007): “Third time’s the charm only if you’re as hard-assed about quality as the first two.”

Notes: I think Shrek is losing his bellow. It’s got all the elements that made the first two movies so wonderful but the screenplay is clunky and feels a bit unneccessary. Tight plotting made the first two more than just clever fables. Here Shrek is barely the main character, the story forcing itself on King Arthur, (voiced by Justin Timberlake) and shoving Donkey and Puss n Boots off the edges. We didn’t ask for that.

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