Brooklyn ‘Hit’ List:
Please tell me why we should care (unless we are Mark David Chapman) which section of Brooklyn famous writers live in? Because New York Magazine would like us to believe this is very very important to know.
Without understanding why, I follow their example. At the moment, I am deeply immersed in crafting a similar piece, complete with map, on where the pulsating heart of literary San Francisco takes its dry cleaning. So for all you stalkers out there eager to pawn a lint ball of mine on eBay, please begin snooping at Son Loy Laundry, right here.
I’m usually there in the late morning, surrounded by large Syrian men in track suits whom I call Chaz and Skip. If one is cutting me a line of cocaine on the pants pressing iron, that means go away (via Felicia Sullivan).