Why I’m Boycotting Halloween:
1. Only 2/3 of my costume has arrived by mail. As of tonight, I’m Dr. Gregory House without a cane.
2. I was so sick this weekend that I missed my friend Mace’s party.
3. 2006 has not been the best year and I’m really just waiting for it to come to and end so I can start over.
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Ah, Kevin. It’s okay, I still like you. There will be parties in our future.
Ah, Kevin. It’s okay, I still like you. There will be parties in our future.