Today, yes that:
9:30 AM Go to martial arts class
11:30 AM Drive to Microsoft in Silicon Valley to have lunch with my friend Kristy.
2 PM Begin drive home.
2:15 Stop in nearby Starbucks to check email.
3 PM Continue trip home.
4 PM Arrive home to realize have left wallet at Starbucks.
6 PM Make whole trip again during rush hour traffic. Arrive at dinner with my friend Britton with about 3 minutes to spare.
8 PM Attend City Arts & Lectures with Britton to see Barbara Ehrenreich
10 PM Arrive home to realize have left cell phone on floor of theatre.
10:20 PM. Write this post arguing that I am the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Close computer and crawl into bed.