One Sentence Movie Reviews: “Superman Returns”

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Superman Returns (2006): “I didn’t think it was possible to knock all the joy out of watching Superman but here’s the proof.”

Notes: This sucked, a joyless, loud disorganized mess. I didn’t care about Superman or plight of any part of our small planet. The acting is passable, the script about as dynamic as a pile of firewood. The special effects I’ve seen before. Even if I hadn’t, they don’t made up for taking perhaps the most iconic story of the 20th century and rendering it inert and lifeless like a slain dinosaur. I wanted wash out my eyes with lighter fluid after this mess.

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6 Replies to “One Sentence Movie Reviews: “Superman Returns””

  1. Yes, but the real question is…was it worse than “Superman IV: The Quest for Peace”?

  2. Yes, but the real question is…was it worse than “Superman IV: The Quest for Peace”?

  3. Well, they have made much changes this time, but i dont know what exactly they wanted to work on, perhaps the “Superman returns again” will be a better one.what do you think Kevin.

  4. Well, they have made much changes this time, but i dont know what exactly they wanted to work on, perhaps the “Superman returns again” will be a better one.what do you think Kevin.

  5. Can’t be much worse. And M-D, perhaps an equivalent contest would be Rocky IV v. Rocky V?

  6. Can’t be much worse. And M-D, perhaps an equivalent contest would be Rocky IV v. Rocky V?

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