Nookie as a Fundraiser:

This really isn’t the kind of item you want to get from your mom but the University of Michigan, not where I went to school but whose shadow I grew up in, has launched Wolverine Singles.com a dating service “for UMICH students, faculty, staffs, parents and alumni singles”

Makes perfect sense to me. Most prestigious colleges, even athletic powerhouses like Michigan are stacked floor to ceiling with nerds. Nerds (myself included) often come into their sexual own in college. So naturally, when (re)entering the dating world, one would love to be in the mindset of when getting laid was as easy as “could I borrow your chemistry notes?” followed by oral sex on a twin bed.

The hanging question then is will the University use the positive results of this service as a fund raising effort? If so, how will they spin it? I vote for this way…

“You got a hummer, give us a political science chair.”

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