My Day:
Today is my first day in three weeks with no work, my first day off in recent memory. Suzan is out of town. Therefore I have declared it MY DAY. Mine. Get it? Mine, mine mine mine. MY DAY has three simple principles…
1. Kevin does exactly what he wants on MY DAY with no planning, thought or consideration. Why? Because it’s MY DAY, that’s why. Neahh. That’s why even though it’s a beautiful Saturday afternoon in San Francisco, I may very well spend it inside reading Naomi Klein, watching movie trailers and wondering why I can’t be as cool as Ben Brown. In fact, I think I’ll do just that. Why? Because it’s MY DAY.
2. MY DAY begins and ends when Kevin says it does and does not obey any laws of nature, common sense, health or decency. I may sleep at noon and do the lambada at midnight. I may menstrate. You say I don’t have the parts? Shut up. I say its MY DAY.
3. MY DAY. See 1 and 2. Neahhhhhh.