B.A in BJ:
This is what I love about San Francisco: It regards everything with a perfect blend of playful zeal and deadly seriousness. Like if you find yourself in the libido arts and need some professional brushing up, you can now attend Whore College on May 4 as part of the San Francisco Sex Worker Festival. For 20$ each or an all day pass of $40, you can learn necessary skills like the legal and health issues of your trade as well as giving excellent oral sex and how to set up a “DIY Webcam.”
I hope you get a diploma. What does it look like? (via SFist).