You haven’t really woken up until…

you’re called an “arrogant asshole” by a panhandler who then quotes a Bible verse.

And a very good morning to you too.

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2 Replies to “You haven’t really woken up until…”

  1. Reminds me of my experience with a charming panhandler in your fair city on my honeymoon in 2002. When I greeted his aggressive request for money with a genuine “I’m sorry,” he replied with, “Well you can suck my dick.” As I said to my new wife, “Oh wait, I’ve changed my mind! I would LOVE to give this man my money now…”
    🙂

  2. Reminds me of my experience with a charming panhandler in your fair city on my honeymoon in 2002. When I greeted his aggressive request for money with a genuine “I’m sorry,” he replied with, “Well you can suck my dick.” As I said to my new wife, “Oh wait, I’ve changed my mind! I would LOVE to give this man my money now…”
    🙂

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